I've got some buddies
And we all drink bleach
You know we practice
What we preach

We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys
Trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies with
No careers

Drinkin bleach is the way to win

Don't you wanna hang out with the bleach boys, baby
In a world where ministers murder golfers
Don't you wanna drink some bleach tonight

Had 26 friends
In the beginning
But now it seems our numbers
Are thinning

Some people snort coke
Others love to bet
Still others get high in a private jet

Drinkin' bleach is my way of winnin'

Don't you wanna drink some bleach, baby
In a world where murders run for mayor
Don't you wanna drink some bleach, tonight

I'm so bored, I'm drinkin' bleach (4x)

I AM SO BORED! ahee-ha-